guy bashing quotes

I hate to swim in shallow waters. And I definitely hate to swim in shallow men

Sad thing about life...every man gets married at one point in life

Men are like chocolate- sweet, smooth, and they go straight for your hips!!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...., The only catch is, some things are to ugly to be-held.

Don’t flatter ur self I was lookin' @ ur friend

Roses are red Violets are blue Sure, I've got a crush But it's not on you!!

Excuse me.. do you have a bandaid cuz you're CUT!

Sorry Boys The Only Things I Blow Are Kisses

Stop honkin ur hornz stop callin my name I ain’t fallen 4 ya game

you know you like what you see... but u still cant get with a gurl like me!

hobbies: liking guys I shouldn’t like

I dOnT cHaSe eM...jUs rEpLaCe eM!!

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I'm In Love, But Not With You
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried,
But It Was All Just Another Guy
I Said I Loved You,
You Thought It True
But Guess What Baby....
You Got Played Too!!!

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

boys will be boys and if they do something wrong girls will kick them

Grow your own dope...plant a man!

Calling guys dogs gives a bad name to dogs! Dogs are cute, sensitive, and fun! Call guys...mosquitoes! Nobody likes them!

I Like Sensitive Boys Who Cry When I Kick Them

if a guy speaks and there is no girl there to hear him, is he still wrong?

boys? They’re just a Cheap rip off of girls!!!!]

Quite frankly my dear guys are bastards

That's not true, not all men are jerks, some are gay!

friends don’t let friends drink and take home ugly men

If women were made to chase men, don’t you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?

He loves me he loves me not...wait why do i care?

You made me think you loved me You made me think it was true But now that we're together I'm already done with you

U say u can't stand 2 c me get hurt,so do u close ur eyes when u hurt me?

It's a girl's world, boys just live in it.

Boys are like slinkies, fun to watch me fall down stairs.

Guys are like lollipops the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour

Boys r like pictures, they r interesting to look at, then they get boring!

Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all

Guy’s r like roller coasters.... they either make u sick to your stomach or give u the timeout your life! -

Guys are like dogs, they have to be trained!!!

Boys r like Kleenex......... soft strong and disposable

Guys suck. But they're so DARN cute*!

Girls Are Great, Guys Don’t Deserve us

Guys are like CD's - they just keep getting played over and over and over!

Cancel My Subscriptions..
I'M over your issues.

I know you think I’m hot I know you think I’m fine, but like all the other guys take a number and get in line...

I miss my ex, but my aims improving.

I'm threw w/ guyz,they all tell lies,they break ur heart n make U cry,luvin guyz is such a sin

If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova